johnny Rosse
Ultimate Private Dicktective...
No job too thick or thin for this
private Dick!
John Rossellini aka "johnny Rosse"
On dah job all night long making sure dem
ladies are satisfied!
who da frig is Johnny Rosse?!?!
Johnathan Alexander Rossellini
AKA John Rossellini, "Johnny Rosse" as most of ya know me by.
born 6/9/69 in Providence RI.
dicktective slash hustleah, im ah delibery boy on dah side, i deliber weinies dat Vitto Boombotts makes in Utah. Vitto lives in Utah because he snitched on some mafiosso back in da day. Hes on da witness protection program now. Anyways... yah see day only sell weinies in RI, illegal in 48 states so I bring dah weinies from coast to coast! when im not deliberin weinies im sellin what evah i can outta dah back of my van!!! also fowah yous lonely ladies out dear i'm also ah stud on wheels! Don't forget I was an Adult film stah back in da mid tah late 80s!! yous might rememba "XXXL Dicktective " Yes no maybe so??? It was my furst fecha film I stahed in n directed it, but it flopped n it was my last porno film I did!!! PBS "Pubic Broadcastin Systems" deleted the sex scenes on me!!! what da hell good is a porno wit no sex scenes?!?! anyways I deliber dah weinie more ways dan one if you get my drift!!! I almost forgot!! I'm sellin cahs now!!!